incoming wormhole

so i'm packing my bags for the
misty mountains

I'm Chandler and welcome to the train wreck that is my blog. General disclaimer: I pretend to be witty and cute and 2cool 4 grammar but in reality I am actually the unfunniest person on the internet. I also spend most of my time crying about things I like.

Most of my life is taken up by kick-ass ladies, superheroes, fashion, hot people, aliens (of all varieties, from Turians to Vulcans), Hobbits and Rangers and dwarfs, and teenage werewolves. I just love everything about the ocean and all the wonderful creatures that live in it. However, if u ask me for a random fact about the ocean there is a 82% chance it will be about penises.

female, king of erebor

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